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I am the God of Mischief…and floating spaghetti
This photo is disturbing and hilarious. Wtf.
Sliced my fingernail
It may not sound so bad, I mean we have all knicked ourselves while shaving, girls and boys.
But imagine missing your intended spot because you looked away. (stupid move I know) Then you quickly place the razor on your fingernail, and quickly pull it forward. And the only reason you stopped, besides from the pain of it all, is because you are met by a resistance. You look down and see a crescent shaped indent in your nail, and then a small pool of blood as you realize that ….you are an IDIOT!
asdfghjklzxcvbnm!!! I HURT!
i just went for a run in my neighborhood
as i have done most nights for the past week or two
and tonight i ran past a woman walking her dog and i thought the dog was pooping
AND FOR SOME INSANELY STUPID REASON I DECIDED TO TELL HER “IT’S OK” THAT HER DOG WAS POOPING AS I RAN BY
only I had just done hills and was really out of breath
so I’M PRETTY SURE it came out as
“IT’S OK IF YOU POOP”
LIKE THIS
I TOLD A WOMAN IT WAS OK FOR HER TO POOP AND THEN RAN AWAY FROM HER
HOW DO I REMAIN IN THIS UNIVERSE
(via tsukahime)
Saw this at the store today.
mass effect 3 : shred it
ROCK THE REAPERS
DANANANANNAANNANA
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Niftu Cal is
Galen MarekA BIOTIC GODI CAN’T
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